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Stew Winkler:
Welcome back to another episode of the Not Newlywed Game. Let's meet today's
contestants.
Announcer: Our
first couple recently got engaged and are excited to be planning their wedding!
He's a grief psychologist from Appaloosa, she's a possible soon-to-be caterer
from Lucky Palms. . .Let's welcome, George Davila and Steph Hathaway!
*Applause from the
crowd*
Announcer: Next
we have the newly dating couple who have known each other their whole lives!
He's a political science major from Appaloosa, she's a interior design major
also from Appaloosa. . .Let's welcome, Jeff Hobble and Star Randall!
*Applause from the
audience*
Announcer: Our
last couple isn't even dating yet, but that hasn't stopped them from joining us
on the Not Newlywed Game! He's a pro-football quarterback from Appaloosa, she's
a sports journalist from Bridgeport. . .Let's welcome, Trevor Davila and Pamela
Haines.
*Applause from the
crowd*
Stew: Now that
we've welcomed our couples, let's go over the rules. . .
Pamela: Umm. .
.Stew is it?
Stew: Yes?
Pamela: I umm. .
.think there's been some kind of mistake. *motions
back and forth with her hands between her and Trev* We're not even dating.
. .Let alone we barely talk to each other.
Trev: That'll
make it even more fun! *laughter from the
audience*
*Pamela chuckles
uncomfortably*
Pamela: No,
really. . .Trev, this can't go well.
Trev: But if we
win, our chapter gets published first. . .
Pamela: *looks at Stew* Really?
Stew: That's
right Pamela! There will be two rounds with three questions each, for each
question answered correctly, your team receives a point. There's a bonus
question at the end where you can determine the points you want to risk, and
the team with the most points at the end, gets their chapter/chapters posted
first.
George: Chapters?
I'm only aware of one for us. . .
Steph: That might
have something to do with the fact that someone likes to talk and ours end up
being longer.
*Jeff, Star, and Trev
laugh as Pam looks confused.*
Pamela: I'm
sorry, but do you know these people? *Pam
looks at Trev*
Trev: Oh!
Stew: Well, as
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Back to you Stew!
Stew: All right,
so now that everyone's caught up. . .*looks at Pam and she nods* Let's start
the first round. Ladies you'll be answering the questions and writing down your
answers on the cards in front of you. Gentleman, you should write down the
answer that you think your partner will write down. First question ladies,
where were you the first time you saw your partner?
